Caged lion, nibble tofu in your corner!
Kept hebetude has kept your belly full.
Be sure to roar, per contract, every hour;
Your every desire shall be provided for.
Our orthodontists specialize in whitening,
so your carnassials look their milky sharpest.
Atavistic dreams of sovereignty are common;
Group therapy comes highly recommended.
Evolved bipeds now let silicon do our thinking,
Guzzling datasets optimized for all-inclusion.
‘Ninety-six percent’ reads your canine implant!*
*Global utility is naturally tracked in real-time.
And souls in aggregate have never fared better,
with vestigial allegiances digitally sloughed off.
Love is on track to be permanently tokenized;
Rejoice, for the Oneness of the mystics is nigh!
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Nihal Singh